Valentine's Day Humor

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Here are Some Valentine's Day Chuckles

 

• Q. What did the boy elephant say to the girl elephant on Valentine's Day?
  I love you a ton!

 

• Q. What did the boy bat say to the girl bat on Valentine's Day?
  You're fun to hang around with!

 

• Q.What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
  You're purrr-fect for me!

 

•  Q. What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle on Valentine's Day?
  You mean a great dill to me!

Q. What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?

• I'm nuts about you!

 Q. Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank? 

• It was a case of guppy love.

Parents - Safety Fun Tips For Day at the Beach or Pool

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Are you and your family off to the beach or pool this Labor Day weekend?  Find that great water proof beach bag with lots of pockets or get a new one.  You can even make your own as a family craft activity using plastic trash bag, duct tape and cord.  Once you have the bag, you will need to research the beach, pool and surrounding areas. 

Once safety research is completed, you will need to go over safety tips with your child.  The beach and the pool are can be excellent place to build those special moments with your family.  It will take some preplanning. Most of all, you will want to make certain that your loved ones are safe.

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The History of Conversation Hearts

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In Shakespeare's Hamlet, Queen Gertrude offers the now-loved sentiment “Sweets to the Sweet. Perhaps this is the origin of the tradition of giving candy to a loved one. Early American colonists made homemade candies with love notes scratched on the surface for Valentine's Day. New England Confectionary Company (NECCO) expanded upon the colonists idea and created the conversation heart in the mid-1800s.

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Thanksgiving Humor, Jokes, Observations

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Ode to Thanksgiving

 

To our national birds: The American Eagle, The Thanksgiving Turkey.May one give us peace in all our states, and the other a piece for all our plates!

 

Shopping for Turkey; Encountering A Grocery Store Turkey

 

 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy answered, "No ma'am, they're dead."  

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