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Flying on an airplane can be one of the most fascinating and exciting things you do in your life--but it can also be your worst nightmare.  There is nothing that can turn your relaxing flight into high stress quicker than turbulence, a screaming child or stale peanuts given by not so customer friendly flight attendants. Despite these rare setbacks at the end of the day air travel is still America's favorite means of transportation. Here is some flying humor sure to keep even the most seasoned flyers in high spirits.

Airline Announcements:

1. United Flight Attendant announced, "People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!"

2. On landing, the FLIGHT ATTENDANT said, "Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have."

Summer is the time when we ditch the office and school assignments and take some quality times with friends and family.  So this summer when you're at the game with some friends or taking a family vacation to Disney World, escape the heat of summer with some cool summer jokes that will bring a smile to everyone around.  Whether you're cooking out, swimming, or at band camp, these will keep you laughing.

July 4th Humor

Only In America:

-Do people order double cheeseburgers, a large fry and a diet coke

-Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage

-do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters

-can you get a pizza to your house faster than an ambulance

-do we have drive up ATM machines with Braille for the blind 

Many people are familiar with the law that anything can go wrong will go wrong. The origin of this law starts in 1949 at Edward's Air Force Base.  Capt. Edward A. Murphy was working on Air Force Project MX981 which was designed to see how much deceleration a person could stand in a crash.

After discovering several problems with wiring done by a project technician, Murphy said, "If there is any way to do it wrong, he'll find it." A project manager overheard the conversation and added to a list of laws he was collecting.

On St. Patrick's Day, everyone is Irish.  So this year make sure you're full of Irish humor and sayings! Here are some of our favorites for you. Happy St. Patrick's Day!