A Sign of the Times

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As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"

The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?"

Reason To Believe In Santa

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When you stop believing in Santa Claus
is when you start getting clothes for Christmas.

All I Needed to Know About Life I learned from Santa

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Encourage people to believe in you. 

Always remember who's naughty and who's nice. 

Don't pout. 

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Parenting Tip: Father/Son Chat

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Parenting humor.  Parenting tip on how to keep your sense of humor is a proven method of protecting your sanity. This is a story of a father who talks to his six-year-old boy about marriage.

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street.  
The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand.  
"That's a serious step," he said.
"Have you thought it out completely?"  

"Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark."

"How about transportation?" the father asked.

"I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles,"
the little boy answered.
The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.

Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked,
"What about babies? When you're married,
you're liable to have babies, you know."

"We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied.
"We're not going to have babies.
Every time she lays an egg,
I'm going to step on it!"